In Issue 35 our super hot summer edition, we interviewed a porn star named Pinky who is known for her pink hair and phat ass. Midway through the interview she mentioned that she’d rather be fat with an ass than skinny with no ass. Funny I thought, because unfortunately a lot of us are forced to choose between the two. So I began to dig deeper into the issue. Started asking around to my friends …
Which would you rather, a phat ass accompanied by a not so flat stomach, or a smaller booty and tighter everything else?
Surprisingly so, most of the ladies I posed the question to absolutely would rather have the ass.This brings me to another point; remember the lyrics to “Baby Got Back.” They specifically state the qualifications as an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face…Hello people, no mention of a jiggly belly, or thunder thighs anywhere. To have the ass is not enough. So I started asking guys their preference. Here is where it got funky. The majority said that for wifey, the ass didn’t have to be phat but the face had to be pretty. The jump off, however, had to have an ass to die for (well at least to risk being caught by wifey for).
I often think that in this day and age where booty injections are only about a pay check away, the genuity has been taken away from the ass. Like seriously, anyone can have one. Wouldn’t it be better to venture above the neck and actually check out a few facial features? I’m just sayin’, faces are good for some things too. (wink)
In a perfect world nobody would have to choose. We’d all look like Halle with Serena’s behind. Anyway, I am anxious to hear you guys and girls sound off.
Fellas if you could only choose one would you go for the big bootied make you say daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn… its so juicy but unfortunately not so cute chick, or the dime face, with the “flatti.”
And Ladies if you can only have either or, which would you rather be blessed with? Stunning looks or big booty?
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ok last comment but i think you are right. i love the fact that i am pretty and have an ass but i know i don’t need an ass to be relevant. everybody thinks they do but silly bitches got it twisted.
yo shorty can have a little stomach and a fat ass really cause da stomach anit bout shit dudes is too pick me i mean not on no real sloopy shit but fat ass and face, with da waist is a5 and little jelly get a 4 but shorty gotta have some ass for da jump off but wifey can just have a beautiful face and body cause u gotta look at that all day but da jump off can get it doggie every time u already know………………
i’ll take ass everytime
I am blessed with both & I don’t have to use either to make my ends meet. I’d rather have my INTELLIGENCE (beauty fades, but brains last).
Men are pigs…
i’d rather have a chick who loves sports and who can cook ( if i were a guy ) LOL GO GIANTS!!!
Wow its like that. Well I to am blessed to have both but what kind of person I am is much more of a concern. Being superfical will get your ass everytime. Whether good or bad it will get you.
Article taken from NY Times. I noticed they forgot to mention who was is in charge and doing the genocide on to whom. Why won’t they report the truth that Arab Muslin extremists are slaughtering blacks for their race? That little tidbit seems to be glaringly absent from the new story.
Obama Drops Plan to Isolate Sudan Leaders
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By GINGER THOMPSON
Published: October 16, 2009
WASHINGTON — The Obama administration has formulated a new policy for Sudan that proposes working with that country’s government, rather than isolating it as President Obama had pledged to do during his campaign.
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In an interview on Friday, President Obama’s special envoy to Sudan, Maj. Gen. J. Scott Gration, retired, said the policy, to be announced Monday by Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, would make use of a mix of “incentives and pressure†to seek an end to the human rights abuses that have left millions of people dead or displaced while burning Darfur into the American conscience.
General Gration said the administration would set strict time lines for President Omar al-Bashir of Sudan to fulfill the conditions of a 2005 peace agreement that his government signed with rebels in southern Sudan.
Under that agreement, independence for southern Sudan is to be put to a vote in 2011.
“To advance peace and security in Sudan, we must engage with allies and with those with whom we disagree,†said a statement of the policy that was obtained by The New York Times.
General Gration said the administration’s new approach was also intended to prevent Sudan, which once provided refuge to Osama bin Laden, from again serving as a terrorist haven.
During his campaign, Mr. Obama criticized the Bush administration for doing too little to stop the killing.
His new policy, the result of months of vigorous and heated debate within the administration, signals a significant shift in the president’s thinking, which his aides say is a reflection of changing facts on the ground.
In recent months, analysts from both inside and outside the United States government have reported that “low-intensity†skirmishes replaced systematic slaughter by government-supported militants on one side and rebel groups on the other. Villages are no longer being burned down at the same rate, although some say that is because there are few villages left to burn.
Crime has replaced warfare as the biggest threat to civilians. And intelligence officials say Sudan has provided important cooperation in the United States’ fight against terrorists.
The Obama administration continues to use the word genocide to characterize the killings in Sudan, and aides acknowledged that the word loomed large in their months of deliberations.
But Michael Abramowitz, director of the Committee on Conscience at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum, wrote on the committee’s Web site, “Now conditions in Sudan have changed. We believe it is most accurate to place Darfur and the rest of Sudan in our ‘genocide warning’ category.â€
A senior administration official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said, “People were wrestling with the question of how to deal with the fact that to get to the best-case scenario — which is to change the behavior of the Khartoum government — we are going to have to work with a government responsible for so many atrocities.â€
But the new administration policy is likely to inflame an already vociferous chorus of criticism.
In advertisements and letters to the White House, legislators, activist groups and Sudanese rebel leaders have accused Mr. Obama of abandoning his promises to make Sudan a priority from his first day in office and to stand tough against President Bashir, whom the International Criminal Court indicted this year for crimes against humanity.
Some critics have expressed outrage over earlier statements by General Gration in which he raised questions about the effectiveness of imposing sanctions and suggested that a series of rewards might work better at getting Mr. Bashir’s government in Khartoum to cooperate.
In the interview, General Gration disagreed with the critics.
Summing up the administration’s approach, he cited what he described as an old African proverb. “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, you have to go with someone,†he said.
“We want to go far,†General Gration said, “and to do that we are going to have to go with Khartoum.â€
I would rather have the beautiful face. hel go 2 the phat ass but stil cme back 2 ME!
i am lucky to be fly ! My man doesn’t have to choose because I have both. but if i didnt i’d rather be pretty in the face. I can buy but pads.
ass get old ass get fat what you want cant be young forever
I have to say I have been blessed with both;) but there is more to women then just her ass. Just take the time to look past the waist and see what she really has to offer besides whats behind her:)
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dam, what a choice….as much as I love a round and firm ass, Id take a cute face in the long run. Ass gets flabby as they get older, but the beauty of a real woman never fades
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for pleasure thatll only last a couple minutes would be the fat ass but is it really important? my decision and as an ex player i would say a nice face and smart brain is what really counts…tired of big ass bimbows not all but most R bugged out…need to see past the nice features,youll know what im talkin bout as soon as you start a conversation..
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i would rather have a pretty face everyone has an ass now because of the injections and implants. Chicks are going crazy with it now a days. sometimes i even double take because they are getting them so fat. men love a fatty but only a pretty chick can make the world go round.
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It’s funny that every girl in here is somehow magically “blessed with both,” so here I am saddled with keepin it real, as usual. LOL Fine by me. I’m definitely of the “pretty face” variety. The ass… not so fat. It’s something I accept with open arms. I don’t have an ass you can set a glass on. It’s not my natural body shape, I’m not a “pear”. I’m the girl who is often mistaken for having a fat ass because it’s perky and I dress it well. But I would never win a phat-ass competition. It’s smedium, but it sits up. So it’s all good. I got big, nice titties anyway. They still count too, y’know. I’ve never had a problem getting a dude to check me. I’d rather have anything than a fat stomach. And besdies, why not just be a slim girl when if you really need to, you can just buy an ass if it were really that serious. Everyone else is doing it, even sloppy girls. I look at myself and other girls without massive donks and I see: nice face, long hair, slim waist, full breasts, cute shapes, and I knowwwwww you don’t need one to get the flyest dude in the room! Slender girls look more put together than big “thick” girls who look sloppy.
i don’t have a fatty, and I am not halle berry gorgeous, but i have no problem getting men. i don’t get why we have to live up to the standards of these men who ain’t got shit going for themselves. not everyone looks like they are movie stars and not everyone should try to.
a better question would have been what do you prefer book smarts or street smarts.
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Small waist & big ass is ideal. But due to genetic make-up, majority of women can’t achieve a flat stomach with a big ass at the same time. So they are forced to choose between the two. Idealy, I’m an ass man. I don’t really care about a small waist. But in actualitly, I would choose the one that I have a better connection with.
um…. I think I wanna marry Serena.
I m gonna have to meet her and see what
type of person she is..
White dude in Detroit says ASS, little jelly belly can be hot. Skinny will not get me off. Big titties too please
I’m a keep it real I’m a pretty WOMAN that happens to have all the lovely assets up top it’s true when I look behind me it’s just a straight view to the ground below lol but don’t get it twisted cause I do have me some nice thighs shit I have me nice legs in general just no booty but when I look down from the front well their they are in all their glory my 42 D girls all up in my face but hey it’s just the way god made me and for awhile I wanted that big ass that nice end table booty that would have men drooling anytime I walked by but then I realized something when I walked by men were looking (maybe not drooling because if I was that fine I’d probably be on a cover of a magazine somewhere) but I digress and still they were looking, watching the cute Native American woman with her thick thighs and a smile to die for walk by with a meanness that only a CONFIDENT WOMAN could walk with so I got over it because at the end of the day I’m still me a pretty lady with street smarts and book smarts that can work her body right and carry herself even better without that end table ass so this chick right here will take those looks over an overrated booty any day!