The long awaited conclusion:

You might  find this strange, or what I ended up having to do…well even stranger. I decided to give up sex all together.  ( Yeah I know, shocker). Everything had spun out of control and it seemed like I became a person that I was uncomfortable being. So, I just went cold turkey. I won’t front it was hard. It meant disposing of my porn collection,  and even cutting off some people in my circle that I knew were consisitently a bad influence. My toys…well yeah I got rid of them too. I distanced myself as far away as possible from my former lifestyle. Even watching music videos was a no no ( video chicks are hot).

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ADDICTED TO PORN – PART DEUX

PICKING UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF ( SO YOU HAVE TO READ PART ONE FOR THIS TO MAKE SENSE)  HER STORY CONTINUED:

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I like Porn every now and then, but can watching it turn you GAY?

Ok, so my friend from college is obsessed with porn and apparently now a lesbian.  One visit to her place and I felt like I was in a throwback xxx video store.  We are cool and all that, but I was a little thrown off by her  new found habits and coming out the closet etc. etc. (we used to date the same guy)   but once I asked her to explain it to me it  all made sense. (sorta)  You gotta hear her story:

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This is the true story of Erica and Joey two successful professional African Americans living in Washington, DC

*Erica ( 26) dated * Joey (29) for about 2 months before they even had sex. (An accomplishment for both of them).  They went out to dinner, the movies, spent weekends together, and spoke about everything – well almost everything.  Finally after 8 long weeks, on her birthday, she decided the time was right and decided to consummate their dating.

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If you want to hear a woman tell a lie, ask her how many men she’s had sex with.

Fellas- let’s make this real simple for you – we all lie about how many men we have “slept” with.

You’ll probably never know the real number of sexual partners your woman has had.  You want the truth, but face it, you can’t handle the truth! We know this, therefore when asked the dreaded “How many?”  We know to lie, lie & lie some more.

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In Issue 35 our super hot summer edition, we interviewed a porn star named Pinky who’s known for her pink hair and phat ass.   Midway through the interview she mentioned that she’d rather be fat with an ass than skinny with no ass.  Funny I thought, because unfortunately a lot of us are forced to choose between the two.  So I began to dig deeper into the issue. Started asking around to my friends …

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This was a conversation I had with a co-worker yesterday; after describing a lunch date that I had gone on.  The story actually started Monday when while perusing the streets of midtown a stranger stopped me to say hello, and ask me out to lunch.  We exchanged business cards and polite glances and kept it moving, later in the day he sent me an email specifying when and where we wanted to meet for lunch the next afternoon.  The following day I received a follow up/ confirmation email as well as an option of two destinations.  Option 1 was a moderately priced bistro, and Option 2 was a well known kind of expensive steak house.   I choose option 2 of course – If he was bullshitting me than I was down to call his bluff.  Steak & Lobster it is…see you at 1!

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So what you spent Valentine’s Day alone …on the couch watching reality television and wiping your tears with your robe sleeve.  It’s time to get up, get out, and get into you all over again. Spring is in the Air!  Birds are chirping, sun is shining, windows are open, wheels are armor oiled up.  Yes, spring is in the air and it’s the perfect season to be single! Here are ten ultra fabulous ways to turn that frown upside down and enjoy being Happily Single!

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I used to think phone sex was something that was only done by women whose baby daddies were locked up or for people who really couldn’t get sex in real life due to excessive bustedness, or those who were too full of shit to actually make it happen. I mean seriously; why the fuck would I be on the phone pretending to be getting off when I could just as easily call the next dude to come over and handle his business? I just didn’t get it until something happened that made me flip my own script BIG TIME.

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