Sex Terms You May Not Know

DictionaryYou’re hanging out with your buddies and one of them throws out a sexual slang term that everyone else in the room seems to know the meaning of — except you. Naturally, you laugh along, not wanting to appear ignorant or, even worse, sexually inexperienced. You can’t ask your best guy friend what the term really means and you don’t want to ask your girlfriend either (chances are she wouldn’t know anyway; it’s usually guys that come up with these things). So where do you turn? To the internet, of course, and to AM’s list of sex terms you don’t dare ask about.

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Be Happily Single!

solo-dining-02So what you spent Valentine’s Day alone …on the couch watching reality television and wiping your tears with your robe sleeve.  It’s time to get up, get out, and get into you all over again. Spring is in the Air!  Birds are chirping, sun is shining, windows are open, wheels are armor oiled up.  Yes, spring is in the air and it’s the perfect season to be single! Here are ten ultra fabulous ways to turn that frown upside down and enjoy being Happily Single!

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How To Have Phone Sex

phone_sexI used to think phone sex was something that was only done by women whose baby daddies were locked up or for people who really couldn’t get sex in real life due to excessive bustedness, or those who were too full of shit to actually make it happen. I mean seriously; why the fuck would I be on the phone pretending to be getting off when I could just as easily call the next dude to come over and handle his business? I just didn’t get it until something happened that made me flip my own script BIG TIME.

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The Pu$$y Bandits

pussybanditWho are the pu$$y bandits? They are our “baby daddies” that shack up with us and play house, knock us up, beat the pu$$y up, wear us down, cock block other penis but never marry us.

They will buy us a beautiful engagement ring, call us their wifey- some will even go as far as buying us cars, houses and whatever else they can afford but never walk us down that aisle or give us their last name. These are the pu$$y bandits- they steal the pu$$y and hold it hostage!

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Lights, Camera, Action…CyberSex!

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I never thought I would see the day that I would be “screwing” over the internet.   In the past thinking about cyber sex brought up images of weirdos and predators.  Well regular people are having cyber sex too and since I tried it, I am hooked. It is a great way to get through separations and maintain a long distance relationship.

Both my man and I have been traveling separately for our work so our time has been very limited. Not having your partner around to fuck doesn’t stop those horny feelings from coming and in today’s society who wants to risk an STD with screwing around on the side. Besides who even has the time for the drama that shit brings.

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How to plan a 3way

2girls1guythumbnailOk guys, I don’t mind having threesomes with your wives or setting up one for you to enjoy. But many of you need to learn threesome etiquette! For those of you who haven’t but would like to, I’ll gladly send you information on how to arrange a threesome. I want you guys to be educated as to how you should behave once you are in one.

Threesomes are not like regular encounters — they require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you’re going to be doing.

Understanding these basic rules will help you avoid some common mistakes that typically prevent you from getting

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